Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The 10 Commandments

Sometimes you have to get the message across as best you can.

Try this for those who can't understand the King James Version:

  1. I'm God. Don't play me.
  2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
  3. Don't be callin' me for no reason.
  4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday and not just the Sundays when it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas.
  5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...and if you know who ya daddy is, don't dis him neither.
  6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
  7. Stick to ya own, Boo.
  8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back.
  9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha'man to save yo behind.
  10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman,or nuffin.

Now behave......I don't want to have to flood this joint again.

Love,

God

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