Speaking of dreams

I went to the hospital with ankles and came home with elephantitis of the legs. Not only are my feet swollen - they resemble kolaches - but the swelling goes all the way to my calves and halfway up my thighs. Gross. I had to commit a fashion faux pas that would have sent Stacy and Clinton into cardiac arrest - I ventured to the doctors office and Target yesterday in lounge pants and slippers. Another reason to stop being a dope head.