"Wouldn't you like to be a Spammer, too..."

The powers that be here at the blog site have determined that some of my writing is fishy (or is that phishy?) and I might, just might, be a spammer. Here is the warning message I received:

Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What's a spam blog?) Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive.

Before we can turn off mandatory word verification on your posts we'll need to have a human review your blog and verify that it is not a spam blog. Please fill out the form below to get a review.